Monday, 19 May 2008

catch up cowboy: it's business time


flight of the conchords album review flight of the conchords

Consider the comedy album; you buy it, you listen to it once, you put it on the side and very rarely disturb it again. New Zealand folk comedy duo Flight Of The Conchords are about to change that. Having already won a Grammy in 2007 for their EP 'The Distant Future', its unsurprising that Jermaine and Bret have accumulated such a large fanbase in such a short amount of time; their videos on YouTube have each been watched over a million times.

Second track 'Inner City Pressure', as well as 'Bowie' are the only two 'parody' tracks on the whole of the album. The former incoporates gliding synths and vocals that encompass 80's pop music in Britain, whilst the latter manages to fold four or five of David Bowie's songs into a three minute tribute to the "freaky bastard".

It's not just straight folk or country either. 'Hiphopopotamus vs. Rhymenocerous' is a superb rap which is guarenteed to leave you in stitches. The duo's grasp of English language is something to behold, mixing the sublime with the ridiculous; 'Think About It' containing the rhyme 'Could someone please/Remove these/Cutleries/From my knees', enough to make any Keats-wannabe blush. 'Ladies of The World' makes Calvin Harris' tribute to women look almost prejudiced, with the likes of 'Namibian, Republican of Dominican, and Amphibian' girls getting the soft-funk treatment.

'Robots' a song written "mostly for robots when they've destroyed all the humans and taken over the world", pokes fun at the radical ideas of the future that many people in the seventies had: "The distant future/The year 2000". 'Business Time' another of the album's real highlights is a tale from Jermaine aimed at his girlfriend, talking about the realities of sex "You tell me you want some more/Well I'm not surprised/But I'm quite sleepy".

Flight Of The Conchords' debut album is guarenteed to stand the test of time. The humour is only 50% of the album's genius. Musically the pair are more than capable of creating great guitar parts backed with compelling synths. Whilst seeing the duo live is likely to create more 'laugh-out-loud' moments, this long-player is likely to be in regular rotation within your collection for quite some time.



Flight Of The Conchords - Hiphopopotamus Vs. Rhymenocerous
Flight Of The Conchords - Think About It

catch up cowboy: blood red shoes won't bring you down


blood red shoes album review a box of secrets

Brighton duo Blood Red Shoes have been on the name on the lips of all those in the know for a very long time indeed. Finally their debut album 'Box of Secrets' hit the shelves in April, but was it worth the hype?

Well, for starters its probably best to warn you that this isn't groundbreaking, but you'd have been a fool to think it would be. The dual-sex duo has been done before, and The White Stripes are still at the top of the tree in that department. It is also reminiscent of quite a few contemporary bands; The Subways and The Vines immediately spring to mind. This doesn't mean that 'Box of Secrets' isn't a riproaring ride through adolescence aided by the ferocious clangs of Laura-Mary Carter's guitar and the brain-haemmoraging drums battered by Steven Ansell.

Blood Red Shoes are quintisentially British; the duo sneer, shout and spit their lyrics that focus on being a disenfranchised teenager living in town that offers little more than a pier and infamous nightlife. 'You Bring Me Down', arguably the best track on show, echoes city lights and drunken evenings, whilst 'ADHD' could've been set in early '90's Seattle. It's difficult to nail down the twosome's influences; a little britpop here, a little grunge there, a sprinkle of '70's punk and the new-fangled 'garage-rock' grated on top. It's a tried and tested formula, but somehow Blood Red Shoes have kept it fresh.


Blood Red Shoes - ADHD
Blood Red Shoes - You Bring Me Down

Tuesday, 13 May 2008

a second something new.


Work., originally uploaded by roidrage.

oh i love what you do to my heart
So university is over for a year and if you, like me, hoped for plenty more blog entries, you might be a little disappointed. I unfortunately have jumped from a relatively busy University/social schedule straight into a full time summer job. As a writer, and somebody who finds their love in all things creative, working on Excel doing 'data entry', for a factory doesn't seem like the natural choice of job. But hey, it was the first thing I found.

The job itself isn't too bad really, once you get into the flow of it, but like any young person I have a natural aversion to work, and most things work related. Also the office lacks what I imagined all offices to have - a radio. While the prospects of Radio One all day would undoubtedly make a day go even slower, there would be the occasional joy.

On the adjoining factory floor there was however a radio playing. At one point of the day, beneath the loud hum of computers that were so old they could be sold in Beyond Retro, and behind the general work buzz I could hear a song come from the speakers, the unmistakable tone of Robert Smith.

This was one of the first times throughout the day I genuinely smiled, surprised as much as anything to hear The Cure enveloped between the other shit that had been lulling the souless all day long.

The new Cure song, is without a doubt one of the best they've produced in years. Its got a catchy chorus, a truly beautiful vocal melody, and that melancholic air that they are renowned for. It sounds like it could be from Bloodflowers which is certainly a positive thing in the light of their most recent self titled disaster. Give it a listen, and I feel like I'm robbing them a little for posting this as I am a huge Cure fan, and own most of their back catalogue on CD, so I urge you to do the same, but as a sneak preview before you buy, here it is.

The Cure - The Only One
~ Joshua H. Y. Lachkovic

Monday, 28 April 2008

something a little different.

so here we are. so here we are. so here we are.

Running towards the sun, originally uploaded by Mulia.

Top of the Pops, Radio 1, my brother, my father, Napster, my friends, my friends’ dads, the NME, Rough Trade, Uncut, Artrocker, Myspace, Internet Blogs.

I can roughly say, that the above list, was the order in which I began to hear and find music from. Today during my Shakespeare on Film lecture I tried desperately to consider how people will find music next. The lecture was long and drawn out, we analysed (badly) different film versions of King Lear. I couldn’t care for King Lear. I had at one point enjoyed Shakespeare, as Dylan says I dig Shakespeare, but there’s something about doing it now. The lecturers seem fine, their motives are all pure, and one of them bears the resemblance of an eccentric, introverted, literature junkie whom I, unfortunately or not, could see myself as one day. But their subject lacks enjoyability, due to the fact that we are to rush through the most recognised fictions of the written word, in under a week.

One week is all we get to read, analyse, procrastinate, dwell upon and generally forge opinion on these texts. Sure you can read each one in that time, and sure I should have read them all, already. But I haven’t. I read the classics, or at least what I thought to be the classics, but apparently, according to the less enjoyable lecturer, King Lear is the be all and end all of Shakespearean literature. And I’ve got on fine never having read it.

I gazed out of the window and in the distance with the right kind of eye; I managed to see hills, bare hills with trees delicately painting the horizon. How far was that? It couldn’t have been more than ten miles, maybe fifteen. And that was outside of London. I could see out of London. That was terribly depressing. London provides a king of bubble for me, some would call it ignorance and naivety, but I don’t think that’s necessarily true. London instead provides a sort of boundary for me, a boundary whereby I feel safe, myself.
London was of course, naturally, meant to be on that list at the forefront of this entry. London is the dream of bands up and down the country. Their dreams lie here, to success, signings and glory. In the months I’ve resided here, I’ve been to one evening of unsigned music. One. And that was terrible; it is indeed a terrible shame when a band’s performance earns credibility by simply walking off stage and waiting for the second band to follow.

The second band must be the worst band to have ever existed. Their music sounds like absolutely everything else, yet done badly, their singer has a voice that won’t ever get him on the radio, and their music was text-book indie music that would only appeal to a Radio 1 Razorlight loving audience. And that of course was their audience, not this unwillingly pretentious group of musical purists. They might as well have walked in and mashed up a Beyonce track with Bob The Builder. This was Dylan’s suicide in 65, except this time the audience was right.

But as I said it made the first band seem like god’s gift to music, suddenly they had adorning fans rushing up to them, scrapping for autographs, buying records, tshirts, signing up to mailing lists, scribbling myspace addresses on each others’ arms. And this level of success will continue to exist, for as long as they support their followup act.
It isn’t a matter of professionanlity or lack of desire for a libel case that protects their sorry selves from having their name grace this page. It is purely because, no matter how hard I try, I cannot even remember their names, and I am usually very good at remembering band names. Music is, after all my forte, I may not be able to argue a good case of politics, I could not tell you anything much about literature other than what I read, and I couldn’t tell you what white balance really is, but I can certainly assist, argue and thoroughly enjoy music.

The one compelling and pleasant part of that evening, not so long ago, was the moment shared with my dear friend Marc - as the whole night was - but my highlight as I’m sure he would agree was the moment, a moment I’ve experienced many times before, the moment atop of Primrose Hill.

To anyone who has yet to go and experience it, I recommend it to all immediately, go from Camden and walk up the hill and don’t look back. Don’t look back. When you are finally atop of the hill. Stop, look down and then back up and then turn around.
The whole world actually stops. Just for a split second, when you really can’t believe that your eyes have created this vision for you. It settles you in a way that no writer could ever describe, no poet could ever rhyme and no songwriter could ever sing. I never take photographs atop of Primrose Hill, it just wouldn’t be right.

The only sound then, masked delicately and distantly by traffic that seems buried in the next village over rather than in Central London just a few hundred metres away. The only sound that lies beneath that mask is my imagined rendition of So Here We Are.

So Here We Are is the perfect city song; the song that encapsulates that feeling, as closely as possible to real life. Listen to it again. Listen to it when you get in. Listen to it on an Ipod when walking around Canary Wharf, listen to it when walking down a London high street at night, or listen to it when you wake up to a sunrise across the Thames. Listen to it, and when you’re done with that, listen to it again.
I figured it out – Joshua H.Y. Lachkovic



Friday, 28 March 2008

film review: Juno

Juno has had a rather unprecedented reception from the printing press on both sides of the Atlantic. Not to mention the internet buzz, the award nomination and the general hum that friend groups have spread over the past month or so. Juno was a film that should have been great.

The originality of Juno's main plot is one of its greatest elements. While there have indeed been pregnancies, unwanted pregnancies and adoption talks in thousands of other films, I personally cannot recall a film with the storyline that is seen in Juno. The originality mixed with the film's second greatest element; the cinematography, should in theory combine to create a film that I would love. Again I'll reiterate that the cinematography is beautiful, the film is constantly basked in the filmic equivalent of saturated scenes, the panning and location of the camera in each shot is perfectly intimate when necessary and disconnected when not, the scenes filmed inbetween those with dialogue in them, are simply stunning. This overall creates a great looking film.

The problems with Juno come sprouting to the surface as soon as you start to pay attention to the substance. The protagonist Juno (Ellen Page), who has acted the role surprisingly well considering the terrible quality of her dialogue skips between being unbelievable as a teenage girl, to cringeworthy at best. The level of "dude"'s and other classic Americanisms get lost in translation, which I suppose I can't deduct marks for, but considering American Pie or Harold and Kumar manage to correctly convey the use of the word "dude" and not to mention believably, it just makes Juno seem like its trying much too hard.

As usual with any film regarding an American high school there is the constant reminder of the divisions in social hierarchy that exist, and by now after years of films and books on the subject you'd imagine that directors don't need to ram it down your throat as much, but apparently they do. I was looking forward to a refreshing take on the American High School, but here remain classic cringeworthy moments. A lead example is where Juno starts discussing how jocks act around other people, and it all just seems too closely representative of an episode of One Tree Hill than a supposedly well respected new romcomdrama. Maybe I was just expecting too much from this?

The film, surprisingly for an hour and thirty minute film, is incessantly inconsistent in its pace. The first hour seems to drag on forever and the the final half an hour where the best pieces of drama occur seems to flash past in an instant. When the film finally finishes it leaves you in an instant disappointment and thats before you can even recall everything you've just seen. There is an unfortunately high level of pop culture reference, that in comparison make Nick Hornby look like he's never referenced anything in his life. This abuse of the pop culture reference, again adds to (and I hate to keep using this word) cringeworthyness of the film.

But there are some brilliant plot elements, its been directed and acted well enough for the audience to feel pathos towards Vanessa (Jennifer Garner) when her husband (Jason Bateman) crassly decides to leave her, and as an audience you feel glad that Juno has a brilliant father (J.K. Simmons) and step mother (Allison Janney) for the situation at hand. There are a number of comic elements and I did find myself laughing out loud on a number of occasions (often the parents providing these laughs though).

Juno is, overall, a hugely disappointing film, its hard to believe that a film with such a good plot can be so tragically translated to film. The main problem is there are just too many embarrassingly cringe-worthy moments, and so much of the younger generation in this film just isn't believable. If you can get past that or if perhaps you find the two young protagonists endearing as I'm sure they could be interpreted, then you'll probably love this film. But to me the whole thing could have been done infinitely and consistently better, and its a shame that a breath of originality got ruined in such an average way.

Wednesday, 26 March 2008

listen: girls and boys

No No... not the early Blur song, or the more recent Good Charlotte song, but the new Subways track. You can get this officially over at their website but for convienenance sake I've upped it here.

Their 'Girls & Boys' has some of their heaviest riffage yet and I was definitely suprised to find heaviness of this kind without the slightly whiney yet lovable chirpy vocals of Miss Charlotte Subway. The outro sounds more metal than any indie counterpart would even consider attempting and its certainly going to bring in some new fans.
Give it a listen yourself.

The Subways - Girls & Boys

Wednesday, 19 March 2008

dylan felt the heat of the night.....


Bob Dylan's Blood On The Tracks was released twenty three years ago, OK so this is hardly an anniversary posting, just thought I'd feature my favourite track from the album. From 1975, he managed to make a last few good albums before twittering off into his gospel-rock phase of the eighties.

Anyway, just a quick post, would have upped the mp3, but as I've said (I think) my hard drive has died.